Hello, you have been reading trash-hits.com, we hope this has been a relatively enjoyable experience and that it has enriched your life somewhat. The reason for this is that we here at trash-hits.com like you. No, hang on, we really like you. You are our Heather Mills to our Paul McCartney, our Jennifer Aniston (and on and on) to our Brad Pitt, our Princess Di to our Prince Charles. You are very important to us, please do not forget that.

We are reaching our hand out to you, please touch it. Preferably with your soul. This is your chance to change the face of trash-hits.com (but sadly not Dean Gaffney, we need to raise loads of money to do that) by contacting us and joining in the fun. Yes, you heard right, we have lots of fun at trash-hits.com. Want a piece of that action? Course you do. You're lovely. Remember that.

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A new section will be appearing on trash-hits.com soon called 'Exploit-A-Page'. This is so that you budding journalists, script writers, photographers and general idea merchants can get your stuff on the web without having to set up a web page or use myspace. Do we spoil you or what? Just send it to us and we'll try to figure out what it is and whether we can put it on the site. Some things (such as movies, songs and racist propaganda) will not be included due to size and jealousy constraints. Try to keep it to something that will fit happily on a web page and we'll try to keep you happy in other ways. We think you're wonderful, especially you.

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Gus, 25.

This is the gentleman (with Jimi Hendrix) that runs the site. He is the editor, sub-editor and writer. He is very lonely in the office on his own and sometimes waits at the water cooler for hours in the hope that someone else will come along for a chat. He wants to be a journalist and he wants you to be all that you can be. He is available for freelance work and smiles in all the right places.

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